A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that It is the year 10,191.

The Known Internet is ruled by the Conq. In this time, the most ridiculous/amusing place on the Internet is Twitter, where the Conq is chronicling all of human history between the  Year 1 and the Year 10,000. He has not yet reached the fall of Rome, but he is drawing near.

No, he doesn’t expect to finish this project alone.

Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. The Conq has a Facebook. You can find it right over HERE.

Why yes. I am a fan of David Lynch’s “Dune.”